001. First twenty auto-accepted. 002. be active or be banned. not like you care, it's an el-jay community. 003. don't fuck with the mods, they'll pistol whip you. 004. if applying put, "reservation for one, emergency please" in the subject line. 005. be rude, rate harshly! 006. no nudity, you're no pin up. 007. have good typing skills, even if it takes you 365 days to do it. 008. long entries/themes/scavenger hunts/applications go under el-jay cut. 009. promote. we need to get this show on the road. 010. have fun.